You probably already heard that Romney is “suspending” his campaign. Apparently the decision had nothing to do with the fact that he’s getting his ass handed to him from one coast to the other. No, the reasoning is far more noble:
“If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely thator Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror,” Romney told the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington.
Just … wow. A man who would stand up in front of a crowd and say something this stunningly stupid either:
A: Is too dumb to be out of the house off-leash.
B: Is training for the Olympic deceptathlon.
C: Knows that his family is being held hostage and will be killed if he doesn’t publicly annihilate his credibility forever.
Of course, if either Clinton or Obama are elected in November, then this remark will stand as a clear and uncontrovertible case of offering aid and comfort to the enemy. Which is treason, right?